The Tired Nerd

The Tired Nerd wanted a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Tired Nerd had a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Nerd desperately searched for a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Tired Nerd carried a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Nerd needed a radiator to break. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Nerd always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.