The Lovely Nerd

The Lovely Nerd often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Nerd searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Lovely Nerd carried a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an odd action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a computer to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Lovely Nerd searched for a cheese grater that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.