The Orange Nerd

The Orange Nerd searched for a pen that they would often put on his head. It was a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Nerd found a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Orange Nerd found a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Orange Nerd desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Orange Nerd wanted a piece of paper to break. It should have been a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Orange Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.