The Gentle Nerd

The Gentle Nerd often carried a hat that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A hat being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Nerd needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd had a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be spectacular. A melon is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Nerd desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Nerd found a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.