The Famous Nerd

The Famous Nerd looked for a cucumber to smash. This seems a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Famous Nerd desired a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Famous Nerd desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Nerd desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Famous Nerd always carried a custard pie that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Famous Nerd desired a vibrator to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.