Pokemon go is a sign of the end of our species - My first real post on Steemit

in #new8 years ago (edited)

When I first heard of Pokemon go it was on a newspaper, they were talking that people were getting stabbed and robbed for playing that game.

And I was wondering to myself: What the hell is Pokemon go?

So I went to check what Pokemon go is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go

And then I checked some pictures of the game:

So I came to a quick conclusion: Oh, this is just a Kids game, the hell are these kids playing these days?

But then, the news kept coming:

http://www.wyff4.com/news/police-say-pokemon-go-player-stabbed-in-north-carolina-town/40795940

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/pokemon-go-players-london-risk-being-robbed-killed-breaking-law-1571825

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/teens-who-allegedly-robbed-pokemon-go-player-investigated-in-other/article_72c2e5b1-9c06-58d1-95ec-7d227e27ff0d.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/pokemon-go-death-guatemala-shot-danger-safety-dead-a7145836.html

and so on...

And then this:

And this:

And then just today, I went to lunch to a restaurant, I look around and everyone around me was LITERALLY with their heads down playing this game, I mean, not kids, GROWN UP PEOPLE!!!!

I mean WTF!!! Seriously???? Is this where our civilization came to??????

Then I really started thinking about all of this out of the box, and I came to a swift conclusion:

THIS IS A SIGN OF THE END OF OUR SPECIES!

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Thanks for you post! I'm eager to read more of your researches and observations :) Go ahead!

Thank you guys!
I appreciate it and will do my best to delight you with new articles!

Great. This keeps happening me. I start reading something expecting to laugh at the tinfoil-hat-ness of it all, then end up completely freaked out.

I honestly think if the creators just announced some sort of hidden secret super-rare pokeman and strategically placed them in certain zones, the zombies would all go there. Maybe that's the end game. Round all the zombies up and nuke them?

he visto que es bueno para la gente obesa, ya que los pone a caminar , no están todo el día encerrados en Facebook y otras redes sociales perdiendo su tiempo.
Sirve para qeu hagan ejercicio de una manera motivada.
aunque no he tenido el honor de jugarlo voy a probarlo porque se puede hacer dinero con esa aplicación

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I play it with my wife and we have a pretty great time just walking around. I wish their servers weren't down all the time though. I'm sure the craze will fade in a few months when the gyms are too powerful to beat and people keep getting repeated catches.

Funnily enough, my first post was about pokemon go: https://steemit.com/pokemon/@seelemonsonline/expected-pokemon-go-articles

you play with your wife?

I play other sort of things with my wife, you should too

This is a funny article but I do play Pokemon go, I feel like it's fun and helps encourage me to get out and exercise more. People are taking it too far though. When they start to get injured or play while driving!

Yes, exactly. I play it too, but I don't understand those people getting hurt because of this game

for those in control of the app, its the ultimate game of lemmings. which is way better than pokemon anyway. especially when you literally have people walking off of cliffs. lol

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yes, one of the signs foretold for the end times...and behold, a bunch of morons walking aimlessly with the handheld devices looking for unseen creatures will herald the bringer of doom!!!!

good content @nimos

but we not fucked up everything

now we got steemit! 8]

Oh yes, I forgot! :-)

All these favors and OP chooses to be salty...

Pokémon go is dank

Pokemon go is a sign of the end times :)