I’m Norge King.

First things first—no, I’m not from Norway. I don’t even particularly like cold weather. The name comes from a spectacular, alcohol-fuelled misunderstanding at a pub trivia night where I confidently argued that "Norge" was the ancient Viking word for "Common Sense." It isn't. It literally just means Norway. But the nickname stuck, the irony was too good to drop, and honestly, we live in a world where logic goes to die anyway, so why not run with it?

By nature, I’m a Natural Born Cynic. I look at the world with a healthy dose of scepticism because, let’s be honest, about 90% of what we're fed on a daily basis is utter bullshit.

That said, I’m not here to just bitch and moan. I am deeply fascinated by Science and Tech—the actual, tangible stuff that pushes humanity forward, not the over-hyped marketing fluff. I love diving into how things work, questioning the status quo, and figuring out if the latest "ground breaking innovation" is actually going to change the world or if it's just another shiny piece of crap designed to farm clicks.

I’m here on Steemit to share some unfiltered thoughts, dissect a bit of reality, and hopefully find some intelligent life in the comment sections.

Please follow me if you like your tech insights with a side of reality and zero corporate sugar-coating.