One would think you are making a comedic statement, but in reality, it is very accurate. Now I don't know about Bitcoin, per se. The jury is out on how well the protection of privacy will come from that cryptoGiant. But when considering all the alternatives, it's only a matter of time until Vegas casinos accept a bunch of cryptoCurrencies right at the tables. Transfer some from your wallet right into chips right from your phone, and one couldn't ask for better privacy. One can only assume you lost all the chips gambling................... and no way of knowing otherwise.