Locked in syndrome and bacon egg and chips!

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Do you like my new haircut?.


Well as none of you barstewards has handed over any wonga in the form of BTC for this account, you feckers have me locked in and kind of ish obligated. I thought maybe I can stretch to a post every few days ish.

So I just made bacon, egg and chips (vegetarians bugger off.) And whilst splashing vinegar all over my chips as you do, I always have to take a quick glance at both my ladies faces, it always gives me a huge giggle. Both "STILL" (and with regards to my partner 10 years going on 11) pull a face like I am pouring battery acid onto them. Now I find myself living in a country where if it grows, and is mainly green, they pickle it, cucumbers, beetroot (yes I know what bloody colour it is) gherkins and a load of other things like that. In fact my basement is stacked with pickled things in jars (no not body parts) well that and jam. Come a third world war and we will be fine for around 3 years if we can survive on jam and bloody pickled things.

In fact if Germany attacked we could make them some jam on scones and send them away with a smile, if it was those pesky ruskies (Russians) I feel certain a pickle would do the job, so there you have it, method to my ladies madness.


GOOGLE in the news again!


Them slimey feckers have just been fined $57 million for snooping on people "AGAIN" and selling peoples private details, all of which is now outlawed in the EU. You know you never see any adverts on google, yet they make billions every year. It is because they sell our details, our surfing habits, where we go on holiday, what we buy online, where we go shopping in the real life, tracked by google maps.

All of this is done with cookies stored on our devices, they map them, and have algorithms to work it all out. They not only link you to your facebook accounts, twitter etc, they know what you look like too. They have all your friends contact details also, mainly from sloppy people like who? See what I did there? I stopped short of saying YOU! lol.

Google Fined $57 Million in France for Breach of Data Protection Rules.

The CNIL said in a statement that Google had not sufficiently informed its users about the exploitation of their personnal data.


I am not sure how aware you are of this.


In the EU when you visit a website, you get the option to let them snoop inside your PC, or not. A lot of USA sites, when you click no, will redirect you to the google search page, as they do not want to allow us to read the article, if they can not sell us the end reader to their advertising partners you see.

I will show those of you outside the EU, what you are agreeing to when you click to view any ordinary web story like this. Kate launches national helpline for parents and children.

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Belfast Telegraph.

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Lets rewind to this one here, and view the companies they are telling about our device, our storage size etc etc.

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AdElement Media Solutions Pvt Ltd Off
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Adform A/S Off
Adhese Off
adhood.com Off
Adikteev Off
Adimo Off
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Adkernel LLC Off
ADMAN - Phaistos Networks, S.A. Off
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AdMaxim Inc. Off
admetrics GmbH Off
Admixer EU GmbH Off
Admotion SRL Off
Adobe Advertising Cloud Off
Adobe Audience Manager Off
AdRoll Inc Off
AdSpirit GmbH Off
adsquare GmbH Off
Adtelligent Inc. Off
AdTheorent, Inc Off
ADUX Off
ADventori SAS Off
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Alliance Gravity Data Media Off
Amobee, Inc. Off
AntVoice Off
AppLift GmbH Off
AppNexus Inc. Off
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ARMIS SAS Off
ATG Ad Tech Group GmbH Off
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Avid Media Ltd Off
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Beemray Oy Off
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bidstack ltd Off
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Bidtellect, Inc Off
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Blis Media Limited Off
Bmind a Sales Maker Company, S.L. Off
Bombora Inc. Off
Bounce Exchange, Inc Off
Brand Metrics Sweden AB Off
Bucksense Inc Off
Cablato Limited Off
Captify Technologies Limited Off
Celtra, Inc. Off
Centro, Inc. Off
ChannelSight Off
Chargeads Off
Clicksco Digital Limited Off
Clipcentric, Inc. Off
Cloud Technologies S.A. Off
Codewise Sp. z o.o. Sp. k Off
Collective Europe Ltd. Off
Collective, Inc. dba Visto Off
Comcast International France SAS Off
Commanders Act Off
comScore, Inc. Off
Confiant Inc. Off
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district m inc. Off
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Etarget SE Off
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Exponential Interactive, Inc Off
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Fifty Technology Limited Off
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Golden Bees Off
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GroupM Off
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Hottraffic BV (DMA Institute) Off
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ID5 Technology SAS Off
Illuma Technology Limited Off
Impression Desk Technologies Limited Off
Improve Digital International BV Off
Index Exchange, Inc. Off
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Intent Media, Inc. Off
Intowow Innovation Ltd. Off
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Keymantics Off
Leadplace - Temelio Off
Leiki Ltd. Off
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LiveRamp, Inc. Off
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OpenX Off
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Oracle AddThis Off
Orion Semantics Off
Outbrain UK Ltd Off
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Parsec Media Inc. Off
Permodo GmbH Off
Pexi B.V. Off
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Platform161 Off
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plista GmbH Off
Pocketmath Pte Ltd Off
PowerLinks Media Limited Off
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PubMatic, Inc. Off
PubNative GmbH Off
PulsePoint, Inc. Off
Purch Group, Inc. Off
Quantcast International Limited Off
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realzeit GmbH Off
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remerge GmbH Off
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Reveal Mobile, Inc Off
RevLifter Ltd Off
RevX Inc. Off
Rich Audience Off
RMSi Radio Marketing Service interactive GmbH Off
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Roq.ad GmbH Off
RTB House S.A. Off
RTK.IO, Inc Off
salesforce.com, inc. Off
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Sanoma Media Finland Off
Scene Stealer Limited Off
Schibsted Product and Tech UK Off
Seedtag Advertising S.L Off
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SheMedia, LLC Off
Shopalyst Inc Off
Shopstyle Off
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Signal Digital Inc. Off
Signals Off
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Sizmek Technologies, Inc. Off
Skimbit Ltd Off
SlimCut Media SAS Off
Smaato, Inc. Off
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Smart Adserver Off
Smart Traffik Off
Smartclip Hispania SL Off
smartclip Holding AG Off
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SmartyAds Inc. Off
Snapsort Inc., operating as Sortable Off
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Sojern, Inc. Off
Somo Audience Corp Off
Sonobi, Inc Off
Sovrn Holdings Inc Off
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TabMo SAS Off
Taboola Europe Limited Off
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Tapad, Inc. Off
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Telaria, Inc Off
Teroa S.A. Off
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The Ozone Project Limited Off
The Reach Group GmbH Off
The Rubicon Project, Limited Off
The Trade Desk Off
Thirdpresence Oy Off
Totaljobs Group Ltd Off
Tradelab, SAS Off
travel audience GmbH Off
TreSensa, Inc. Off
Triapodi Ltd. Off
Triboo Data Analytics Off
TripleLift, Inc. Off
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Turbo Off
UberMedia, Inc. Off
Underdog Media LLC Off
Uprival LLC Off
Vdopia DBA Chocolate Platform Off
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video intelligence AG Off
Video Reach Off
Vidoomy Media SL Off
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Webedia Off
Whenever Media Ltd Off
Widespace AB Off
X-Mode Social, Inc. Off
xAd, Inc. dba GroundTruth Off
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Yieldmo, Inc. Off
Yieldr UK Off
YOC AG Off
Yormedia Solutions Ltd Off
Zebestof Off
Zemanta, Inc. Off
Ziff Davis LLC Off
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If that is the list of partners the Belfast times is sharing our information with, for simply reading one article, then imagine how big that list is for the devil that is "google!"........................
And that was only one of my requests to see who they share with, there are as above in reverse order.
Yet to view!

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Take back your privacy, empty cookies daily at least, set to not accept them if you can, if not ask someone else to do it for you. Stop using google, and set yourself free from spies and intrusion in to your personal search history!.

Google were also in court in the UK last month, they wriggled out of that fine for now, by hiring the very barristers that write British law, it cost them many millions of £ to get out of that fine, though with the new law being that any country in the EU can now take 4% of googles yearly profit in fines, imagine if every EU country follows France and the example they set with the $57 million fine, google will be bankrupt, and very soon. EU countries times 28 x 4% = 112% and bankrupt, good riddance to the nosy feckers I say!.

@shepz1 is over and bloody well out (for now).............

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Locked in and Ready Bruv!

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LOL I love the meme, nice one.

Fuck sake, you are back. You just can't rely on anything anymore :0)

That is what we said. He teased us and the party was only just getting going.

He is a big tease. Saucy bugger that he is!

You been watching some of this lol

Oi, stop mincing your words and say it the way you really feel it. :-)

Hand over the 0.5 btc ransom money, and as if by magic, poof, I be gone (ski)..........

Didn't you get it? I sent it, are you scamming me. Fuck sake, this internet shit is just full of scammers ... waaaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!

BBBIIIIITTTTTCONNNNNECCCCCCCCT ANYONE?

Hehe that was class. Them were the times, peak scam!

Dare we mention the trevon lol.

Isn't he still about?

Yeh he is on here scamming people as per usual.

Yeah, we worked out that Facebook had actually been listening in to our conversations via someone's iPhone. We had made a joke that we had been laughing about together, no one had googled or searched for that term, but the next day 3 of us had advertisements plastered all our Facebook feeds with t-shirts with our jokes on it. At that point everyone turned all the iPhone settings off. It's pretty ridiculous.

I did actually look into my crypto finances to see if I could buy your account, but I just don't have enough. Sorry matey. If I could, I definitely would.

Sad is it not that most people never work it out, even when they talk about holidays then start getting holiday adverts with the exact locations they mentioned, some people hey.

Maybe one day bro on the sale. You just never know, and lets see if I can get this rep over 70 while I am at it, Have a superb day.

Hey shepz. Once every few days is cool. We were all celebrating and getting used to the idea of you pissing off. Good to see you though.You obviously missed us and can't just say it.

Blah, don't make me feel all scrooge like and pull his faces :-)

Halt the bloody party now, cease and desist order takes place as of NOW. :-)

Lol. Any excuse to have a party is good. Suggest you hurry up and fix those bikes so myself and Blanchy have a decent party venue in Poland.

Wait till you cop a load of my holiday village, getting started on it this year for sure. :-)

Well fuck then you aren't allowed to post anymore as that has to take preference. I suppose that is summer months though. Are there any Polish builders left as I heard they are all in England.

@cryptoandcoffee I’d say it took the fucker 3 days to type the above . Meanwhile he was getting beaten by me on steemmonsters . He had numerous offers I heard but the partner made him turn it down . “Rather rant on Steemit than at me “ she said . 😜😜. And @shepz1 you made an interesting observation , they don’t bloody do vinegar in Germany. They just don’t like it. It’s mad .

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You mean his partner of 10 years said please do your Steem as you are bugging me.

Yeah keep him off the vodka for a few hours. 😂

Bloody chuckle brothers hijacking my post lol.

She told him to take his baloney somewhere else she already had enough to pickle.

You big girls blouse, I set my team up last night, clicked the wrong bloody button, had to reload the stinking page, and bugger me if I had not lost without even submitting a team, I will get ya next time you bugger, grrrrrrr steem monster angry rah rah rah lol.

My plan to keep @shepz1 on Steemit until the Samsung announcement is working great . Il just keep bate’ing the shite out of him on Steem monsters ! 😜😜👍

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England? More like every country except PL. Nah the good ones are still here, the creme de le creme that is.

Who needs builders when you can DIY anyway broskie?

Building is not in everyone's portfolio. I suppose you can learn on the job and the last few buildings will be better than the first ones. sounds like a big project though. Shepz village.

Built my first wall at 17 years old, built my first shed at 18, never stopped building stuff since, not just a motorbike man ya know, well ya do now. :-)

We've been sold since long ago bro, social contracts are filled up and signed without consent and you better obey or you're out, going back to the stinking subject, you really think it has no way to make it a better place, there is another web way, or are we just all fucked up on our own?

There is a much better way, and we are working on it here, backwards designing the web, using short range 30 kms booms to send the signal, it is intricate and at the moment costly, it is spreading though and will only get cheaper, there is no censorship on that, I will explain it more in a post soon, you will get it then,

I think I saw a similar project in USA, I'm waiting excited, let's see if I can learn or do something, keep it up, sounds great buddy!

You really under the impression that after the long haul of development they won't end up doing the exact same thing? Expecting a trust of that magnitude just isn't in man's human nature.

Nothing they can do to stop it, or change it, as it is not reliant on their web. :-)

I wasn't talking about the norm I was talking about those setting up the things to come...ultimately in the end it will prove not to be any different.

Do you mean this picture is true lol.

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lol, I was putting it in a advertising and data collection aspect of what a future established blockchain would end up looking like.

As far as your pictures goes it seems about ripe to be proven true once again....at least if you were to ask Maduro. (not that I am picking sides, it's heating up over there. I'll have to go research and hone up my debate skills in case action breaks out. I have no idea how he came to power or who the proper leader is...you can't trust the news reports)

You still here I thought we got rid of you Haha and what hair mate. Far out that's some info selling going on thanks for that :)

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Hey brother, there is two hairs at the back.

What they missed the only two hairs you have you need a refund :-) Have a great day mate.

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I shall demand a refund from the good lady that is my partner, though as I pay in kind, she may be hard pushed to refund me today lol. You too bud.

You can only try mate ;-)

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Come a third world war and we will be fine for around 3 years if we can survive on jam and bloody pickled things.

Maybe time to invest in dehydrator.

I feel certain a pickle would do the job, so there you have it, method to my ladies madness.

I can already imagine the headlines....lol.

But my personal data is the only money I've got left D: They've taken everything everything else! Here, I'll tell you whether I'm a dog or cat person in exchange for a jar of pickled peaches. Just please, take pity on me.

Hmmmmm I will go for offering you a jar of pickled peaches then, is there such a thing lol. Wait, maybe there is in another country I have never been to before.

If it exists, it can be pickled. If you pickle it, it will exist forever. Once I have children, I plan to keep them safely pickled away until the world is a better place.

Bloody hell, they will be pickled for a very long time then, unless the yellow vests in France win, and usher in a "real" working democracy. :-)

That's some wild stuff, it surprises me in the least that google sells any of its info to a million different companies. Many of them are probably subsidiaries of alphabet so they are paying themselves..
I've found several websites here in the US that I can look at with the cookies alert popped up on my phone but I don't accept or deny it. I wonder if that still gives them access?

No access until you agree to it you see. Google started with do no evil as the slogan, they have turned out to be the devil in disguise you see.

I'm not making any presumptions but you sound awfully British in this article, beautiful!

I am indeed, so you assumed correctly. :-)