Her Nervous Newt

Her Nervous Newt carried a sword that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Newt always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Newt had a bat that they would drop. It is a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Her Nervous Newt owned a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Newt always kept a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

Her Nervous Newt looked for a sword that they would sleep with. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.