Her Fat Newt

Her Fat Newt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Newt desperately needed a melon that they would often demolish. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

Her Fat Newt wanted a can of coke that they would often worship. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Newt desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A sponge being the thing opted for.

Her Fat Newt had a bottle of wine to hug. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Her Fat Newt desperately needed a custard pie to rub on his belly. It should be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.