The Curious Newt

The Curious Newt owned a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would often break. This seems a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Newt needed a teapot that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Curious Newt owned a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Curious Newt desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Curious Newt found a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.