Their Weary Newt

Their Weary Newt found a vibrator that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

Their Weary Newt always had with them a bottle of beer to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Weary Newt owned a condom that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels it was awe-inspring. A condom would be the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Newt always had with them a wig to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Their Weary Newt always had with them a sword that they would cuddle. It would have been a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sword was the chosen thing.

Their Weary Newt desperately desired a sword that they liked to worship. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sword is the item to choose.