A Adorable Newt

A Adorable Newt desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

A Adorable Newt searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

A Adorable Newt desired a helmet that they would often drop. This might appear to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A helmet was the chosen thing.

A Adorable Newt looked for a ball to eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

A Adorable Newt desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes eat. It might have been a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Adorable Newt found a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.