Blue Newt

Blue Newt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Blue Newt needed a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Blue Newt always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Blue Newt carried a sponge that they would often eat. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it

Blue Newt needed a porno magazine that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Blue Newt always carried a toilet brush that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.