My Dodgy Newt

My Dodgy Newt often carried a CD player that they would drop. It should be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Newt often carried a can of coke that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Newt owned a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Newt searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Newt wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Newt desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It would be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was epic. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.