The Stupid Newt

The Stupid Newt desired a dildo that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Newt always kept a stretchman that they would play with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Stupid Newt searched for a bag of flour that they would often throw. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Newt looked for a dildo that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Newt desperately needed a pint of beer to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Newt desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.