The Famous Newt

The Famous Newt owned a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Famous Newt desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Famous Newt desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Newt desperately wanted a dildo that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Famous Newt owned a pen that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

The Famous Newt craved for a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.