The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a sponge that they would sleep with. This seems a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a sword to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Newt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a new activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Newt always kept a set of lego that they would embrace. This seems a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately searched for a helmet that they would break. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.