My Curious Newt

My Curious Newt found a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It would have been a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

My Curious Newt always carried a sword that they would experiment on. It should be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Curious Newt desperately desired a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

My Curious Newt wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Curious Newt always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

My Curious Newt often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.