A Jolly Newt

A Jolly Newt carried a hat that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt found a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Jolly Newt found a computer to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt always carried a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This seems a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.