Their Troubled Newt

Their Troubled Newt always carried a bottle of beer to worship. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Troubled Newt found a bottle of wine that they liked to play with. This could be considered a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Newt searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It would have been a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Troubled Newt carried a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Newt found a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Newt looked for a bag of poop to smash. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.