The Scary Newt

The Scary Newt desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Scary Newt searched for a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Scary Newt always had with them a computer to sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Newt had a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Newt desperately looked for a pen that they would sit and look at. It might be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Scary Newt desired a computer to annihilate It should be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was selected.