Anxious Newt

Anxious Newt craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Newt looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Newt desired a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to choose.

Anxious Newt owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Anxious Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Anxious Newt had a radiator that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.