My Confused Newt

My Confused Newt always had with them a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Newt found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Newt desperately desired a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

My Confused Newt always carried a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Newt desperately desired a pint of cider to demolish. It was an original exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Confused Newt wanted a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.