The Fucking Newt

The Fucking Newt always carried a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to share. It might have been an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Newt desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

The Fucking Newt desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Newt wanted a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was amazing. A dildo of all things.

The Fucking Newt always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It is an original activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.