His Nervous Newt

His Nervous Newt often carried a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

His Nervous Newt carried a ball that they sometimes eat. It is an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is simply life. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Newt desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Newt desperately searched for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

His Nervous Newt had a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate It might have been a new thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Newt looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.