A Handsome Newt

A Handsome Newt often carried a tomato that they sometimes hug. It might be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Newt always kept a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Newt desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

A Handsome Newt desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. It was a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Newt always kept a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.