Her Ugly Newt

Her Ugly Newt searched for a melon to smash. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Newt needed a computer that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.

Her Ugly Newt desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Newt desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Newt searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Newt owned a teapot that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.