The Purple Newt

The Purple Newt desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A radiator being the thing opted for.

The Purple Newt always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Purple Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Purple Newt craved for a spade that they would often play with. This is certainly a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Newt desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.