My Orange Newt

My Orange Newt often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a new idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Orange Newt always carried a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Newt had a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Orange Newt always had with them a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Orange Newt carried a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Orange Newt had a computer that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.