Her Round Newt

Her Round Newt owned a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Round Newt owned a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Round Newt desired a spade that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

Her Round Newt always carried a cup that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Round Newt often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it was simply life. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Round Newt desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would put on his head. It should be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.