Difference between old time church service and modern time church service

Difference between old time chuofferch service
and
modern time church service.

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing,the congregation burst into tears because they sang
   down the glory, but in the modern, after the
   Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the
   congregation respond with a clap offering
   returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation
   cry and tell God that they are
   sorry, but today, as message is going on people
   drop money, blow whistle and
   shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message
   gave them faith but the modern went to
   church and the message gave them fake.(olive
   oil,handkerchief,apron,sticker,holy water,and
   calendars of their G. O.)
   4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet
   because they were not ashamed of Jesus but
   some today carry ipad to church because they
   feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to
   such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last
   day.

4. The old go to church with their hair covered
   with their head ties but the modern cover their
   hair with Brazillian weavon.

5. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes
   and give God their whole attention but the
   modern open their eyes,looking around like
   armedrobbers and even answers calls during
   prayers.

6. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving
   and offering but the modern is not even afraid
   to dance doro,awilo and azonto even before
   the altar.

7. The ancients go to church with their body
   covered and are focused on inner beauty but
   the modern wears mini skirt,show
   everything,and everything on her is artificial
   and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is
   putting on has a demon attached to it.

8. In the old,sinners go home weeping but
   today sinners go home rejoicing.

9. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.
   O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
   Check yourself very well and redress your way/part......

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