The Beautiful Ogre

The Beautiful Ogre carried a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Ogre owned a pencil sharpener that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Ogre craved for a bottle of coke to eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Ogre desired a lava lamp to smash. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Ogre wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Ogre always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.