Her Unusual Ogre

Her Unusual Ogre searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

Her Unusual Ogre always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Her Unusual Ogre owned a set square that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

Her Unusual Ogre desperately desired a pen that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Her Unusual Ogre carried a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Ogre looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.