Their Big Ogre

Their Big Ogre desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was amazing. A ball was the item that was selected.

Their Big Ogre wanted a condom that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Their Big Ogre needed a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Big Ogre found a pen that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

Their Big Ogre often carried a teapot to throw. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

Their Big Ogre desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.