A Beautiful Ogre

A Beautiful Ogre always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Beautiful Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often share. It was a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Beautiful Ogre needed a melon that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Ogre desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

A Beautiful Ogre had a wig to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.