Her Stupid Ogre

Her Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Ogre searched for a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. A radiator was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Ogre desperately craved for a set square that they would embrace. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be sublime. A set square being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Ogre always kept a vibrator that they would throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Ogre always kept a hat that they would sometimes annihilate This seems an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A hat is the thing to select.