Her Crazy Ogre

Her Crazy Ogre searched for a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately looked for a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Crazy Ogre craved for a set square that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A set square being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Ogre always had with them a cup that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cup of all things.

Her Crazy Ogre desired a ball that they liked to demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.