A Square Ogre

A Square Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Ogre searched for a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

A Square Ogre looked for a hat that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was fun. A hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Ogre found a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Square Ogre craved for a wig that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A wig of all things.

A Square Ogre owned a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.