The Lucky Ogre

The Lucky Ogre always kept a set square to throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a set square being the item opted for.

The Lucky Ogre desperately craved for a wig that they would eat. It should be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Ogre desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Ogre desperately looked for a spade that they would share. It might have been a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

The Lucky Ogre always kept a chocolate bar that they would demolish. It might be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Lucky Ogre craved for a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.