The Bum Loving Ogre

The Bum Loving Ogre carried a condom that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Ogre craved for a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Ogre had a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Ogre found a lava lamp to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Ogre owned a stretchman that they liked to embrace. It is a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.