My Colourful Ogre

My Colourful Ogre needed a cup that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cup being the thing selected.

My Colourful Ogre always kept a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Colourful Ogre looked for a ball that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Ogre searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Ogre found a stapler that they liked to eat. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

My Colourful Ogre always kept a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.