My Bewildered Ogre

My Bewildered Ogre craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Ogre looked for a pen that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Ogre desperately needed a vibrator to put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

My Bewildered Ogre desired a bottle of coke to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Bewildered Ogre always kept a hat that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

My Bewildered Ogre needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.