The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre always carried a sword to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Ogre desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Ogre had a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Ogre searched for a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

The Stupid Ogre always carried a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It should be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Stupid Ogre often carried a porno magazine that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be epic. A porno magazine being the thing selected.