My Naughty Ogre

My Naughty Ogre owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Ogre often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A can of Tango is the item to select.

My Naughty Ogre always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Ogre wanted a block of cheese to smash. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

My Naughty Ogre desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Ogre desired a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.