The Hungry Ogre

The Hungry Ogre had a condom that they liked to share. It might be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Ogre desired a cucumber that they would experiment on. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Ogre wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Ogre wanted a custard pie that they would often embrace. It would be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Ogre always had with them a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Ogre owned a can of coke to experiment on. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.