The Square Ogre

The Square Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Square Ogre looked for a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Square Ogre needed a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Ogre desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Square Ogre always had with them a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Ogre owned a cup that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.