The Curious Ogre

The Curious Ogre carried a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Curious Ogre had a custard pie that they liked to worship. It might be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Curious Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Curious Ogre desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Curious Ogre wanted a condom that they would throw. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.