My Retarded Ogre

My Retarded Ogre wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Ogre had a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was amazing. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Ogre looked for a condom that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

My Retarded Ogre desperately wanted a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Ogre searched for a spade that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

My Retarded Ogre had a computer that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.